Stop Betching!

So, I watched June Ambrose on Rip the Run Way (the worst) talkin that Recessionista bull. Then I called Ted Gibson in an attempt to get entered into his raffle for a $900 hair makeover and he's gonna tell me that I have to be there in person to enter. Now what "recessionista" worth the last $2 in her sample sale purchased wallet would be on Park Ave between 10am and 12pm on a Tuesday Morning. I don't know about other broke ass divas, I’m sorry "recessionista's" but I had to be at work. Prompt and on time. The last thing I need to do is give them a reason to fire me in this said recession. Recession...recession, bad economy...my ass. I was in American Apparel trying on my cat suite that I think will give me the leg up on these chicks when I heard Fabolous rapping... and I quote..."We been in a recession stop bitchin'"


I agree.

Really though, I've been ballin on a budget for many years now before this recession talk came into style. It really grinds my gears to hear people compete over just how modestly they live. It's like you cant even admit that you dont have much money without the other person responding/one-uping you with their "yeah, I can't afford _______" Lying.


Apparently broke's the new rich. Whatever

Cassandra Is OBSESSED with Idris Elba

There are a few things in life that I love and a good black movie is one of them. Add my boo Idris (damn he's fine) and my girl Bey beating a bitch down and Im Obsessed. Check out the trailer while I call and request to be off for the 24th of April.

Say Word: I always liked Rosanne Barr

It's true, I did. I used to watch Rosanne all the time as a kid and when I read her statement on the Chris Brown Rihanna situation, she only confirmed how real she is!

“chris brown’s lies and excuses make me want to beat the crap out of him…he uses the language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid, mother or girlfriend around uses. you dirty bastard, I hope you go to prison for ten years. IT’S YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLE! as for all the mealy mouthed hollywood and music scene chicks that can’t bring themselves to condemn a misogynistic bully, let me say this: your time as whores for propaganda is ending, bitches.”





Say Word!

I was in a store today and its was like a Chris Brown marathon, my friend made a joke to the sales associate about it and his response was " Hey its not me, I dont really give a shit." I guess his ass came out of a hollow tree. None of us know if it was an STD, an abortion, other women, other men, a tough childhood, or just his bitchassness coming out and really, honestly....there is no excuse for him to raise his hand to any woman, much less the woman he calls his girlfriend. Chris Brown got beside his damn self. Between the two of them they have everything they could ever want at their feet and still he had to go and beat her up. Real nice, real nice!

I don't know what happen and the two of them are prob the only ones who do, but at the end of the day Chris Brown hit her and he's wack for that!

Just thinking....

So, tonight I got the chance through my job at Barney's to visit the Alexander Wang showroom to see the new collections for Spring, and Pre Fall. It was a great showing and the collections are definately something to save your pennies for (esp. in this recession). This one is my favs that Im scheming on.

I really love my back and the fact that the back is open just excites me!

Ive finished fashion school and its been just long enough for me to fill the itch to start designing again. I've broken out my sketch book again and got to it. I saw a few things from A. Wang that were in my final collections. I won't take it there because he is Alexander Wang and I am Cassandra Brown. I took it more as inspiration for me to stop playing games. It's funny how inspiration strikes. My niece Alliyah got wind of my designing and has taken to designing her own little six year old self. I love it. Who knows what will come of the two of us.

That's WORD Catherine!!!!

Dear President Obama,

If I were president, I would tell people to not talk too much. It wastes time. I’d also say to war: no more, no more, no more!

— Catherine Galvan, age 6, Chicago




Other letters to President Elect Obama from Kids.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/16/opinion/16lettersintro.html?_r=1

Well...

I can't really explain why I DVR Moesha, but for whatever reason I need to know what happens to Moe to the E to the, and Q. Damn shame considering Im 24 and all.

My Christmas List!!!

So heres my Christmas List, enjoy it, get me anything here or whatever you feel so compelled to, or just get some good gift ideas for your other friends, but remember one thing, Cassandra put you on.

1. So I've officially become obsessed with Phillip Lim and these sexy little gloves started it all. Leather covered jewels adorn the wrist of these fab and danty little beauties, in nude, navy and black, you can't really go wrong. Cop me a pair and I'll love you forever! (Barney's $119)

2.

Soulfood was the best show ever, remember the episode where Bird had a stalker and Lem was going crazy and in the end him, Bird and Terry were all hugging in the hallway.....no....well it was such an emotional scene. I loved it and I loved the way the show displayed black love in a true and modern way! The complete series is finally on box set and I think this along with Coming to America and that Eye's on the Prize PBS documentary would complete any Black home's theatre! (Barnes and Noble $167)

3.

I know, I know, a lime green bag???? Yeah, this bag actually turns me on. The Grovee could be in just about any color way and I would still be obsessed. I've decided that if I were to become rich in the near future, I would spend my entire wealth on acquiring this bag in every color it ever came in. Huh, You'd pick a different bag, YSL Downtown Tote, Hermes Kelly's or Birkin's? ... We'll snaps for you, but Grovee is all the bag I feel comforatable with. (Barney's $349)

4.

The real thing in stero. Alexander McQueen is the shit and there's not alot anyone can say otherwise. As much as I love fashion and no matter how much money I ever get, I dont yet see my self purchasing a $2000 top, skirt or anything beyond a bag, fur, or shoes even at the height of my career. For that reason, this scarf does a great job of allowing me to get the AMCQ experience (alexandermcqueen.com $260)

5.

So Phillip Lim created this beauty in responce to the current economic crisis. If you get the chance see the real thing at Barney's. All this for only $495....imagine. Yeah, take sometime and absorbe this.

6.

The hood girl in me can't get give up the big earrings, and the artsy dork in me could go off into a soliloquy about what these earrings inspire. Beside, I think they will compliment the new cut and frame my face just right. (Barney's $325)

7.

Cashmere Mafia was the best show on ABC and its cancelation left me in tears. Lipstick Jungle was the wackest attempt at recreating that SATC type show that Ive seen thus far. Lucy Liu was fashion forward and everyone else was correct and inspirational. Between this and Girlfriends being canceled, where does a progressive girl go? All 7 episodes are here to be replayed over and over and over. (Barnes and Nobel $27)

8.

So as you can tell, Im trying to step my accessories game up, and I really think I could hurt some feelings with these. When I saw these, I got really excited. I really feel like they are freakable and though slightly 80's again, they go with my hair. Plus for $22 you may as well. (Guess, $22)

9. I never get tired of these things. The hazelnut, the soft creamy center,yum! I always get a box for my self for Christmas, but if given these confections, I would freak out just the same as I would for the Phillip Lim gloves. (Your local grocer, price varies)

10.

Ok so close your mouth, yes this is Idris Elba and yes this is still my Christmas List. Yes he is on it and no, I have no shame. If you are fortunate enough to have a brother, cousin, uncle, etc. that looks anything ike Mr. Elba, hook a sista up. The kid is on the market, and Im hoping to attract an Idris-like counterpart. Ask and ye shall receive, so...

That pretty much sums it. Not that bag right? Only 10 items, I mean we are in a recession and all! Merry Christmas!

Dream love supreme,QUEEN meanest thing on the scene three dots Cassandra Brown

What I'm searching for
to tell it straight, I'm trying to build a wall
Walking by myself
down avenues that reek of time to kill
If you see me keep going
be a pass by waver
Build me up, bring me down
just leave me out you name dropper
Stop trying to catch my eye
I see you good you forced faker
Just make it easy
You're my enemy you fast talker


I can say I hope it will be worth what I give up
If I could stand up mean for the things that I believe

What am I here for
I left my home to disappear is all
I'm here for myself
Not to know you
I don't need no one else
Fit in so good the hope is that you cannot see me later
You don't know me
I am an introvert an excavator
I'm duckin' out for now
a face in dodgy elevators
Creep up and suddenly
I found myself
an innovator

Change, change, change,
I want to get up out of my skin
tell you what
if I can shake it
I'm 'a make this
something worth dreaming of

OBAMA!!!!!!

Got this from my homie, def considered #4, I'd only add that we should also refrain from shooting guns into the air in celebration. You know how we get around New Years and ...in general.




When Obama wins, there will be a lot of people (some of our co-workers included) who will be watching us on November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end times.

To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:

1. No crying, hugging or shouting "Thank you Lord" - at least not in public.

2. No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses.

3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters.

4. No calling in sick on November 5th. They will get nervous if too many of us don't show up.

5. We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.

6. No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith (it will be acceptable to hum softly)

7. No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (no chittlings at all) (this may make us seem to ethnic).

8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain (this might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a breakthrough).

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much excitement).

10. Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble).

11. No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your office with the door closed).

12. Please try not to yell----BOOOO YAH!

13. Just in case you're wondering, Doing the Running Man, cabbage patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.

If I've missed anything feel free to add to the list.

I got taken in
We feasted on olives from the fridge
We stood the whole lonely day
We made love all afternoon
Til the stars went blue

You wrote a ballad
We dined on oysters and champagne
That's what it seemed like
We connect in so many ways
So easy, I must say

Why am I so shy around you?
Why am I so shy?
Why do I take care to astound you?
Why do I even try?

Another rainy day
We sat inside by the radiator
Watching old black and white films
Where everybody sang

You played in my solitude
Didn't get dressed 'til 2
The rain says all
I wrote this song on my guitar
But it didn't turn out right
So we just connected in other ways
So easy, I must say

Why am I so shy around you?
Why am I so shy?
Why do I take care to astound you?
Why do I even try?

Why am I so shy around...?
Why am I so shy?
Why do I take care...?
Why do I even try?

Mavericks

Alanis

So I just realized how sentimental mood can be such a romantic and depressing song at the same time. It fills me with some crazy ass melancholy giddyness that I just have to pause and think about these days. I came home last night and had to put it on repeat. I’ve been feeling this awkward mix of emotions and I don’t know whether to smile and call my homie Tone to gabb about it or go straight home and call my Mommy, to get some good old Caribbean “suck it up…be a woman!!”. I feel off. If you saw me you would see it…I feel like it shows big time, but all I’m getting right now is “you look so good, you lost weight” Yeah I guess I did, but I still feel the same… I just cant leave the house without a belt. My hair is fucked up, I’ve finally come to that sad point in my life where I NEED to get my eyebrows done( I never used to have to) my skin is on some otherness, and though I’m loving the way Ive been playing with color, I feel extra regular…regalur the way Kat Williams said it in reference to weed, lol.

Summers over and I cant be anymore excited about that than I already am…but fall is here and winters coming right behind and that I am not ready for…except Christmas… I’m always ready for Christmas. I talked to my homie and we decided that we would need to make a few trips out of town cause MD and NY just don’t cut it. I’ve been listening to Homecoming as I walk through Forte Green and I think its gonna be Chicago. Do you think about me now and then cause I’m coming home again…Baby do you remember when Fireworks on {Cony island}… that song is funny, or not. The words… Maybe we can start again. I don’t know if we can, I’ve changed so much, and the fact that you haven’t makes you so different than who you used to be. Cross that bridge when we get to it. Right now there are bars on my window and I feel a strange kinship to you. Ironic?? Or not.

I got that creative surge again, prob because schools started, but I was up late drawing and looking at old magazine tears. My legs fell asleep and I laid down with White Boy Shuffle, starting it for the second time, and Wipe me down playing in the background. Ironic kinda… I think.

I pull up at the club VIP, gas tank on E, but all drinks on me(my fav part)…reminds me of when I leave Walt Whitman in my Marc By Marc. It was free but not many people know that… hell, no body at Walt Whitman knows that, but to the untrained eye one could consider the sight ironic.

Got to hear Paul Beatty speak(a little) and I felt compelled to revisit White Boy Shuffle. He read from Slumberland, but Im too broke to be buying hardbound….Im waiting on that paperback.

I am a woman of the people. I AM A WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE. But even this is unbarable….or ironic.

Ms. Candy if ya nasty!!

So,Im about as black as they come, no really. I feel like when it comes to being black and understanding and appreciating what blackness is Im there. Some may disagree but whatever. I love my black shows, love things made by black people and make allowances for my black people under the gyse of blackness.

My work boo calls me Ms. Candy or his little ebony goddess, or his little chocolate drop. I have to say... I relish in it, give him extra hugs, and smile when he writes
"Ms. C -659178" on the rotation list for commission. Ive grown to love this skin and would'nt trade it for the world, but dammit when The Hills is on, I just can't help myself. Now, I know its not all about blackness and whiteness or race, but then again it is. I've been a fan of shows with an all white cast before. Friends, Frasier, Grey's Anatomy... done it, but when it comes to people my age, Gossip girls aint cuttin it. I have tried on at least three seperate occaisons to watch the show and by the time the girl that cheated with the dude in the limo leaves confession, Ive left the CW website and logged onto the YBF. Just can't do it.

Somehow Hills held my attention, and I say that with a little laugh to myself because anyone that tries to deny the captivation of the hills is just crazy.

OK.

So, season four.

As per usual, Spencer is showing his wack ass off jump. Who the hell does he think he is throwing a bitch fit over Heidi's sister coming to visit??? I understand that he could have been given a warning and all but damn... if you intend to get this girls hannd in marriage, why go and piss of the whole family. Lets think smart Spencer!

Snaps for Lauren and Dougie, although they've already given away the fact that he too will loose his damn mind. I sometime feel bad for Lauren because it seems like her friends all bring drama to her for no good reason. Her living situation with Lo and Audrina is comedy and Im glad they got to talk it out. Lo is officially nutso and I'm glad Audrina finally said some shit about it. They need to just end that sitch and move on.

I won't go over the whole show, because I know everyone says the same things about Heidi and Spencer,and Lo and Audrinna and Lauren and Stephanie(DONT TRUST HER). I will however say that the one thing that the show needs is a black person. Not a shell wearing, flip flop wearing, behind long track wearing indiscriminently black chick... I mean a black girl... maybe even a hood chick. When a mutual friend of ours suffered from some discomfort imposed by her man, both Erica and I agreed that she needed some black people in her life to tell her like it is(index finger waving and snake head to boot) and not let her allow some dumb boy to continue leading her astray. Heidi needs the same thing, plus if there was a black person somewhere in sight, I wouldnt have to shake my head at the end to get the excessive use of the word "like" and the sing song voice out of my mind before I talk to my Mom.

Naw brother, ya gottsa getcha own!

So I totally agree with Drake and whoever that guy is that he says was on BET late nights,(I never saw it) You gotta get your own!

I feel some kinda way about biters, but then don't they say thats the highest form of flattery? Whatever...

Dear Summer, I know you gonna miss me, I know we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees..

But really, I don't own Nike the first, and if you consider a deep v fresh then maybe I guess I could stop getting so pissed about the flattery.

Im looking at the calendar and have to squint my eyes and tilt my head to understand the numbers. Can't believe that summers over. It doesnt even seem like Ive been out of school for three monthes, let alone that Ive been in NY for the summer. I guess I had envisioned this summer more of a vacation than a hustle, and how wrong of me to do so, especially when I know that NY is the hustling capital of the world. Oh well, its over, and all the Pinkberry with David, B&N with Avery, Sneaker shops with Kirt, or Sushi with Julia aint gonna bring those days back. Again Whatever... Fall is here and with it comes the start of my final semester in fashion school, a kick ass internship at Marc, all my fav tv shows, some fly ass Steve Madden Boots that Im scheming on, and the impetus to try a deep burgundy reddish nail polish on my feet AND hands... I don't know... I think it might look nice. More importantly comes that damn nagging feeling that every senior gets when they begin the final semester of their last year of school. The fending off of real world pressure by class after class just feels too good. I complain but in the end I'd take a Russian lady avoiding a compliment and spewing a "generally good" my way anyday over the perils of job hunting. I feel sick thinking about it.

I know, I know, one minute Im asserting my maturity and the next minute Im held up in my spanish hell, going through crackberry withdrawl, avoiding friends, and enjoying my all black wardrobe as it aids in my wallowing. Gimmie about another two weeks and I should be ok.

LMAO...Can't get enough!

If ya don't know, now ya know!

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
My sister Sandy.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes, its the right thing to do!

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Listening, feeling, reading.

4. Do you take compliments well?:
Honestly, no.

5. Are you an active person?:
I live in New York, I have to be.

6. If you were alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Fo'sho!

7. Do you like to ride horses?:
I'll pass, thanks!

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to church summer camps when I was little. My niece started one the other day, and when I asked her how it was she said "Jesus is real!"

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Barbie's!!!! Me and my sister would build houses for them out of books. We had all the furniture and the cars but my Mom refused to by that expensive ass dream house. We would cut up my Moms fabric and make dresses. Affairs, scandels, death... it was like Desperate Housewives.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Naw, I deserve more!

11. Are you judgmental?
YES, and anyone who says no, is lying!!! Just because you dont say it out loud doesnt mean your not judgmental!

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yeah

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?:
When I was younger I had no problem going up to a guy and saying "I think your cute!" Im too damn grown to be doing that mess now!

14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Clever, inventive, straight forward

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf

16. Are you continuing your education?
Yeah, Im a Fashion Freak at Parsons.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yeah, but dont tell my Mom.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
My phone and my wallet.

19. How often do you read books?
Not as often as I should. Im getting better though.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?:
The future! Im not even here right now. Really the daydreaming is a problem!

21. What is your favorite children's book?
When I was little I had a book called "What does a puppy dog say?" and you had to make the sounds for each animal. According to my sisters, I could not get enough of that book!

22. What color are your eyes?
Black.

23. How tall are you?:
5ft 6in

24. Where is your dream house located?
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

25. Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, Or Grannies?:
Nunya!

26. Last person you talked to?
My sister Allison.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?:
Never

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Olive Garden, I think I was a sophmore in highschool.

29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
My room, my Moms house, Ms. Marilyn(my old car)

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?:
The dumpster.

31. Where is your current pain at?
Mosquito bite on my leg.

32. Do you like mustard?:
Yup!

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?:
EAT!!!

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My Dad allllll the way!

35. How long does it take you in the shower?:
I am slow as hell, I dont know why, but Ive taken 1hr showers. It's peacful in there.

36. Can you do splits?:
Heck no!

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I wanna see Sex and The City again. It was good.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?:
I dont have a pet, and if I did, I would think that is nasty.

39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went to a club.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
OMG, I was shook for a week. Tonia kept calling my phone making that sound. It was really scary.

41. What was the cause of your last accident?:
Never had an accident, thankyou very much!

42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yessir!

43. What are you drinking?:
Nasty ass Manderine Orange Kool Aid... You always get Cherry or Tropical and I pick nasty ass Manderine.

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?:
I dont think there were cheerleaders in Honduras. What would they wear? Cocoanut Bras and Rafia skirts? Or some homemade ass dresses made by my Great Auntie Tasita. LOL...Imma have to ask her!

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
I AINT GOT NO MIDDLE NAME!!!! (Love you Spring 04!)

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
After Fantasia won, I stopped watching.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:
Depends

48.Do you like carebears?
I don't dislike them.

49. What do you buy at the movies?:
Popcorn and Sourpatch kids and water.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Of course...Click it or Ticket!

52. What do you wear to sleep?
HMMMMMM You wonder!

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Big usually skips Richmond,Va and heads up North to NOVA/DC/MD

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
1-2

55. Is your tongue pierced?
Squinting eyes and tilting head. No you freakazoid!

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Not all of them.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?:
Funny, Im already serious so I need balance.

59. Ever been to LA?
Not yet.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?:
Naw, but I had a Honey Bun... that count?

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Nope

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
STEAL! But dont tell on me, kay!

63. Do you hate chocolate?
That would be selfhatred.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?:
My money. My mother always opens my bank statements and calls me fussing about me swiping my debit card 7 times in one day, or me overdrafting again. Keep in mind the fact that she doesnt make any deposits into this account! WTF

65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?:
Vibrate

66. Are you a gullible person?
Depends on who Im listening to. Some people can really get the best of me. Im human!

67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
Me and my homie have a theory.... MAN or MONEY A woman needs one of the two for balance... not happiness... but balance.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
I would be the Owner and CEO of a boutique style department store chain in NY, LA, DC, ATL, Cape Town and Korea.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
Truthfully, not really. Im a gemini.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
6pm-10pm

Comedy

Comedy

Comedy

PSA: POR LOS MOMMI'S Y LOS PAPPI'S

THE FIRE HYDRANT WAS NOT CREATED SOLEY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SUMMER TIME FUN. IF THERES SHOULD BE A FIRE.... SIMILAR TO THE BURNING MINI VAN THAT WE ALL WITNESSED TODAY.... THE WATER WOULD NEED TO BE USED FOR SUCH PURPOSES.


FYI


-TU NEGRITA RESIDENTE