Saturday, June 28, 2008

If ya don't know, now ya know!

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
My sister Sandy.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes, its the right thing to do!

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Listening, feeling, reading.

4. Do you take compliments well?:
Honestly, no.

5. Are you an active person?:
I live in New York, I have to be.

6. If you were alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Fo'sho!

7. Do you like to ride horses?:
I'll pass, thanks!

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to church summer camps when I was little. My niece started one the other day, and when I asked her how it was she said "Jesus is real!"

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Barbie's!!!! Me and my sister would build houses for them out of books. We had all the furniture and the cars but my Mom refused to by that expensive ass dream house. We would cut up my Moms fabric and make dresses. Affairs, scandels, death... it was like Desperate Housewives.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
Naw, I deserve more!

11. Are you judgmental?
YES, and anyone who says no, is lying!!! Just because you dont say it out loud doesnt mean your not judgmental!

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Yeah

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?:
When I was younger I had no problem going up to a guy and saying "I think your cute!" Im too damn grown to be doing that mess now!

14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Clever, inventive, straight forward

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf

16. Are you continuing your education?
Yeah, Im a Fashion Freak at Parsons.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yeah, but dont tell my Mom.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
My phone and my wallet.

19. How often do you read books?
Not as often as I should. Im getting better though.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?:
The future! Im not even here right now. Really the daydreaming is a problem!

21. What is your favorite children's book?
When I was little I had a book called "What does a puppy dog say?" and you had to make the sounds for each animal. According to my sisters, I could not get enough of that book!

22. What color are your eyes?
Black.

23. How tall are you?:
5ft 6in

24. Where is your dream house located?
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

25. Boxers, Briefs, Thongs, Or Grannies?:
Nunya!

26. Last person you talked to?
My sister Allison.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?:
Never

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Olive Garden, I think I was a sophmore in highschool.

29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
My room, my Moms house, Ms. Marilyn(my old car)

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?:
The dumpster.

31. Where is your current pain at?
Mosquito bite on my leg.

32. Do you like mustard?:
Yup!

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?:
EAT!!!

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My Dad allllll the way!

35. How long does it take you in the shower?:
I am slow as hell, I dont know why, but Ive taken 1hr showers. It's peacful in there.

36. Can you do splits?:
Heck no!

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I wanna see Sex and The City again. It was good.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?:
I dont have a pet, and if I did, I would think that is nasty.

39. What did you do for New Year's?
Went to a club.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
OMG, I was shook for a week. Tonia kept calling my phone making that sound. It was really scary.

41. What was the cause of your last accident?:
Never had an accident, thankyou very much!

42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yessir!

43. What are you drinking?:
Nasty ass Manderine Orange Kool Aid... You always get Cherry or Tropical and I pick nasty ass Manderine.

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?:
I dont think there were cheerleaders in Honduras. What would they wear? Cocoanut Bras and Rafia skirts? Or some homemade ass dresses made by my Great Auntie Tasita. LOL...Imma have to ask her!

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
I AINT GOT NO MIDDLE NAME!!!! (Love you Spring 04!)

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
After Fantasia won, I stopped watching.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?:
Depends

48.Do you like carebears?
I don't dislike them.

49. What do you buy at the movies?:
Popcorn and Sourpatch kids and water.

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Of course...Click it or Ticket!

52. What do you wear to sleep?
HMMMMMM You wonder!

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Big usually skips Richmond,Va and heads up North to NOVA/DC/MD

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
1-2

55. Is your tongue pierced?
Squinting eyes and tilting head. No you freakazoid!

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Not all of them.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?:
Funny, Im already serious so I need balance.

59. Ever been to LA?
Not yet.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?:
Naw, but I had a Honey Bun... that count?

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Nope

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
STEAL! But dont tell on me, kay!

63. Do you hate chocolate?
That would be selfhatred.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?:
My money. My mother always opens my bank statements and calls me fussing about me swiping my debit card 7 times in one day, or me overdrafting again. Keep in mind the fact that she doesnt make any deposits into this account! WTF

65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?:
Vibrate

66. Are you a gullible person?
Depends on who Im listening to. Some people can really get the best of me. Im human!

67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
Me and my homie have a theory.... MAN or MONEY A woman needs one of the two for balance... not happiness... but balance.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
I would be the Owner and CEO of a boutique style department store chain in NY, LA, DC, ATL, Cape Town and Korea.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
Truthfully, not really. Im a gemini.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
6pm-10pm

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Comedy

Comedy

Comedy

Saturday, June 14, 2008

PSA: POR LOS MOMMI'S Y LOS PAPPI'S

THE FIRE HYDRANT WAS NOT CREATED SOLEY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SUMMER TIME FUN. IF THERES SHOULD BE A FIRE.... SIMILAR TO THE BURNING MINI VAN THAT WE ALL WITNESSED TODAY.... THE WATER WOULD NEED TO BE USED FOR SUCH PURPOSES.


FYI


-TU NEGRITA RESIDENTE

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Yup!

So I'm so glad to say that summer has been jumping off in an ever so official way. Ive finally settled and Im trying to make my next move, and my best. Ive been thinking about my circles and my goals and how I spend my time and Im pretty satisfied with how I've responded. Ive cut out a huge chunk that had me on pause ( to everysingle person I knows joy! God if someone else responds with a "Finally" im gonna... I dont know)for faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar too long in soooooooooooo many ways , and now Im kinda ready to go on with what I have to do. I had a great weekend with the kiddies, reconnected with my Parsons loves Liza and Avery and saw the fabness that is ERB, JAW, and Sex and the City. I spent the day resting up and keeping my hair wrapped so that I would look half way decent for the nights festivities. After the movie and din, we went over to Level V where I found a cutie and started acting like it was freshman year at Farenheit again. LMAO, all in fun though! When morning came we peaced and went to sleep. I got up talking shit about work, knowing damn well I couldnt skip out on a brunch session. Theres always somethiing to learn from Julee and Erin, the best places to dine, inventive ways of propelling doller bills and the like.

Fun for days!

I got to hang out with Duron and Avery today, and if you've ever been around 1 gay man, you could imagine what 3 would be like! I dont get many words in... more questions but not words. We trapesed down 5th commenting on the windows of Saks(cool), Versace(lame, especially for going with another intern for spring)BG(Fierce!) Fendi(Loved it) etc. like the fashion freaks we are. We set a spell in Central Park discussing the makings of a retail company, that the kid might design for. We'll see how I fit with the others and what we can do. Good times as always and just like my girls, my other girls had lots to teach me, the boogina(get it while you lay in bed awake tonight, but sorry in advance if you have a bad dream about it) how 3 black males had dates but one pretty damn fly ( if I do say so myself) black girl would go home BMS, and the words to a number of Celine Dione songs.

This weekend is Cool Kids with a kid thats equal to Mikey. That should.... should.... should be fun, but we'll see. I'll do my part to keep the bipolar in balance and Im sure the coolest of kids will rock!

After that its the B-Day!!! I had a pretty little icecream party planned at Pink Berry but that got shot down so Im planning to retreat to VA where Im wanted and loved. I just knew that I had more time, but 24 is coming and though it seems strange being officially grown, I claim it and plan to use this year to show it! So watch!