My Hump

What you gon’ do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

my lovely little lumps.

(Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,

They buy me all these ice-ys.

Dolce & Gabbana,Fendi and then Donna

Karan, they be sharin’

All their money got me wearin’

Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,

They say they love my ass ‘n,

Seven Jeans, True Religion's,

I say no, but they keep givin’

So I keep on takin’

And no I ain’t taken

We can keep on datin’

I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love

You love my lady lumps,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

My humps they got u,

She’s got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me,

on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What u gon’ do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I’m a make, make, make, make you scream

Make u scream, make you scream.

Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump,

my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Lets spend time not money.

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,

Milky, milky cocoa,

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff,

milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,

The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin’ at my lump, lump.

U can look but you can’t touch it,

If u touch it I’ma start some drama,

You don’t want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don’t pull on my hand boy,

You ain’t my man, boy,

I’m just tryn’a dance boy,

And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps

In the back and in the front.

My lovin’ got u,

She’s got me spendin’.(Oh)

Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon’ do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I’ma make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

What you gon do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,

Get you love drunk off this hump.

What you gon’ do wit all that breast?

All that breast inside that shirt?

I’ma make, make, make, make you work

Make you work, work, make you work.

She’s got me spendin’.

Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me

She’s got me spendin’.Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

"My Hump" by Black Eye Peas LOL

On Being Grown

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

I Corinthians 13:11

Im fine folks...really!!!!

Sometimes I wish I were more quite so that when did choose to be quite and reserved people didnt ask me a million and one questions about whats wrong with me. Im not a lier, if I say Im fine.... then Im fine..Or MAYBE I just dont wanna talk to you!
Dont force me to be mean and just say mind your own damn business!!!

But really, when I dont wanna talk or seem to be reserved let me be!! Dont start with the police interigation because it wont get you anywhere but snapped on and pissed at me.

Fall Break 2005 --- Fashionista Gone Wild

OMG Keyshia Cole's CD is speaking to me !!!!

FALL BREAK WAS REFRICKULOUS AND SPLENDIFEROUS!!!!


My last fall break of my college career. I went out with a bang as far as fall breaks go!!! NY, Philly, I'm a Jet Setter!!!

Caucus on Saturday was fun. We sat with some really cool Sorors from VState and traded stories about campus fun. Of course we were all in aww at the fun they get to have, while the best we could do was talk about our pow wows. Its all good though, we have fun in our own way, but it would be different if we were at a black school or prob any school except UofR. ERB surprised us and was there. I talked to her the night before and she didn't even tell me. I was so glad to see her. I needed a little motivation from my prophyte to get me through till homecoming. I'm so geeked about homecoming!!! I cant waite to see the all the Sorors for our 10th Anniversary!!! While Danielle and I were on our way back from PA we saw one of our alum on the road she honked and was so excited to see us!!! Nothing like a soror to make you muse at the splendor the sisterhood! (hmmmphhh)

So I rode up with Danielle to PA before I went to NY. Me her and our neo had a nice little ride up and I got to meet there parents again. It was really nice to see them and be in a different town. Before we went up we stopped at my sisters house to see it. She just moved in and the last time I had seen it was when it was bare wood beams and cement. The house is sick and I cant wait to be rich!!! Danielle and I went out Sat night and we had a nice little time just chilling and enjoying being 21. Sunday I went up to NY. If the city were a man Id marry him and give him all the kids he wanted (AND I DON'T WANT KIDS!!!) I mean,he could get it, have it and keep it for whenever he wanted it again. It was grand to be back in NY and with the current state of affairs I'm really feeling like pulling an S&TC type thing and dating the city for a while. I talked about this earlier but it seems like EVERYONE'S biological clocks are ticking and everyone needs to have a companion. Anyway, I stayed with Johnny Sunday night and had a good time with him and Patrick and his friends Hiyme and Michael. Brooklyn was at its finest and wind was blowing so hard that I got a taste of how my winter 2007 is gonna be. Better get a few more coats and some those lovely plum leather coach gloves I've been eyeing!

Monday I woke up when I wanted to(ahhh the joy of fall break) and went to the city. I hooked up with my AB FAB Perfect 10 and had lunch with her. Again another one of those great moments when a soror comes to the rescue and lets you know the deal on life, putting it into perspective and really acting as a role model. Lunch was fun and I cant wait to be up there so I can handle business the way she is. I shopped the rest of the day and ran around the garment district turning the charm up to the HOT PINK Dangerously Sultry level to wheel and deal my yardage prices as low as I could get them without tempting the Indian men into dragging me to the back of their fabric warehouses. I returned to Brooklyn to check out Johnnys Store and muse at all the things I wish I could afford. The BJ bag I had been eyeing since summer was finally at a price that wouldn't haunt me and send me spiraling into debt and calling into the Suze Orman Show for advise. Then the most heinous thing happens. A TOTALLY undeserving hooker comes in and swoops the bag out of my life. I was debating between the gold weathered Betsy Johnson tote which was only $100 from $236 or the Fresh Jacket that I had also fallen in love with over the summer and had seen on the likes of the illiterate Julisa of 106&and Park (YEAH I SAID IT, THAT BROAD CANT READ TO SAVE HER LIFE, COULD BET SEND THERE HOST TO SCHOOL FOR MEDIA COMMUNICATION OR SOMETHING???? dAMMIT mAN!!!) and some tip drill in the latest Sean Paul Video. Either way I could have walked out of NY with the BJ bag for damn near free including the lovely discount Johnny affords me or the Jacket I have been dreaming about since August. This BROAD is gonna ask "Is this real lether, cause I just bought a bag that someone said was real leather and it aint" BITCH!!!!! This is Betsey Johnson!!! not Payless or Kim Li in China Town!!! She paid with a $100 bill, clearly it was pay day b/c she didn't even have normal bills to make up the tax that I confirmed was standard procedure even for sale items, even though I wasn't really sure. I had to flee, I left and walked over to Forte Green to take pics of the Brownstones and dream about my future, check out my neighbors and see how pleasant my corner deli was when I needed something that I had forgotten the grocery to deliver. All were perfect and I headed back to the store to have dinner with Johnny and the gang at JOYA!!!


JOYA, the best Thai I've ever had in my life. The Chicken Kang Mousuman made me wanna slap my Momma and send her ass to cooking school, plus the 3Vodka and Cranberry's I had consumed had me really really really "NICE" ( Just learned about the difference between NICE and DRUNK-Thankyou Dante) So we chilled and made a ruckus singing SCISSOR SISTERS AND Gwen Stephani in the middle of Joya. I swear I had to use the bathroom like 4 times in the hour or so that we were there. I'm such a light weight (LOL) after we were full and I realized that anymore alcohol and I wouldn't be able to make it home we left and made the trek home. I remember Johnny and Patrick laughing at me cause I wouldn't let them carry my bags. I kept saying " IM A CITY GIRL.... I CAN CARRY MY OWN BAGS!!!" They laughed and we rushed home, Madonna was on TRL earlier and it was TVR'ed for us to enjoy. I slept for a while and in the AM headed over to the Port Authority for my ride back to PA.

I haven't had this much fun on a fall break since my freshman year and this definitely tops that !!!!


I got so much done. I finally got real African fabric for my line. I don't have to put up with that crap Hancock calls African cause its Orange and has a man beating a drum on it!!! (LMAO) I finally saw King of Prussia mall, (only the best mall I've ever seen on earth... better than Tysons Corner... YES BETTER THAN TYSONS!!!) I got my Trapeze Coat AND IT WAS ON SALE!!!!! CB 1 OTHER BITCHES NONE!!!! and I finally decided on the black Benetton shirt instead of the white or pink. I'm solid with it too Blacks the New Black they say and I look fly in it!!!

Now I'm back at the damn University of Richmond. Back to this grind, and all this other BS. MAY 14th, get your ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!

Just some things that have been on my mind ....

Its Friday Night and I'm in chillin soooooo hard. I love it because, I don't have to be anywhere, I'm not late for anything, and I don't have anything to do for anyone except myself. I'm getting some serious me time in and its long over due. I'm def gonna use this weekend wisely cause fall break is in a week and then its all down hill from there!! Tonight its all about getting organized and taking care of me then tomorrow its some work I've been meaning to do. Might hang out with Erica then back here to chill and go to my ACE's birthday party. She's turned 22 today and I cant believe it! I cant imagine turning 22, 21 was like whoa but 22 is GROWN!!!! I guess that's what its all about but I have some time until then, Junes a little ways off.
Its raining Cats and Dogs in the RIC and its bringing back sweet memories of when I had a man. The dreary weather equaled serious QT. Its all good though, I still have QT with myself, taking care of the things that will get me far in life. It seems like having a man is the hot topic right now. Soooooo many people are getting married to their boyfriends or having a man that its kinda crazy. Is everyone going through a midlife crisis or something???? I just don't get it. I mean marriage is something I hold sacred and I don't want no half steppin lame askin me for my hand with anything less than a little blue box in his hand. I had this convo with my sorors the other night as we digress from programs (lol) at our committee meeting /powwow. Promise rings, engagements and all that other crap... not now.... and as far as I'm concerned not ever! If you cant afford a ring for me where the clasp aren't bigger than the stone than forget it and just tell me your gonna be my boyfriend but "fuhreal fuhreal" LMAO Its not all about the ring but it represents a lot. It reps all that you know about me and all that you want for our relationship!! I'm sorry Kay, Finks, Zales, the gumball machine... aint gonna cut it. " I aint sayin she a golddigger, but she aint messin wit no broke nigga." Hey it bes like that

But seriously you have to look at it like that, you cant rush into things. Having a man aint all glory and holding hands and walking in the park, and whispering sweet nothings and crap, save that for GONE WITH THE WIND OR PRIDE AND PREDIGESTED. I feel like if you don't argue at some point(not everyday,but at some point) then HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!! Everybody's quick to find a man, girls are going to such extents as to meet guys off the internet....FOR WHYYYYY????? Its not that serious. I mean we have a case in Richmond right now where a girl is missing and another is apparently dead( May she rest in peace) from being involved with an internet relationship. You never know who your messing with and it could land you in a spot that you don't wanna be in.

I aint prechin' folks, I'm just sayin take it slow and don't be ashamed to focus on yourself My Mom always says... out of all your mothers children you should love yourself the best!!! Cause at the end of the day, nobody can love you the way you wanna be loved but you!!


Off the soap box and laying it down

Ever Since I Could Remember I Been Poppin My Collar and They Better Put My Money in My Hand!!

Im in such a good mood! I better hold on to it.

The 3-6 reference....Yeah, Tonia again!


Trying to keep up with life. It doesnt stop and if you do it will move on without you. Thats something that we always have to remember. Ive been dealing with alot this past few weeks. There is so much going on with my family (good :o) and :o( bad ) but its all good I maintain! Ive been trying to keep up with school too. Trying to decide a path and all of those other senior things that have to be done. Its all about making dreams come alive now, fantasies have to come real now. Im on a grind thats out of controle but its working for me and Im feeling the benefit.


I heard from my professor that I got my grant for my thesis project!! Im so excited, I can do my show now and when I go to NY I can shop till I drop. Im not buying LoVu bags but fabric and buttons and dye and beads and ..... I could go on and on!!! I cant contain myself. Ill get to see Johnny and Patrick and visit all my favorite places :o) and if Im good I will get to do a little shopping for myself (wink wink)

I gotta go read myself to sleep but Ill holler later, Ive got lots of random blogging to do.

Peace Yall