The Hills (Explicit LanguageUsed)

Ok this show should be named The fucking CLOUDS or some air head type name because these girls are a disgrace to all young women across the world. I know there is a staunch following of those who love to watch the lives of these young people but I cant exept this. This upsets me far more than Flavor of Love could ever in terms of the necessity of a reality check. First off...the lack of reality in this so called reality tv series just boggles me. I find myself asking a series of rehtorical questions that are all answerd by "Their Parents".... Who pays the rent? Their Parents, Who payed for all the stuff in their apartment? Their Parents, Who would let their daughter move to go to school knowing damn well that shes an idiot and has no intention of actually trying to be the least bit of a student? Their Parents. If Heidi was my child, I would tell her after her first report card that at 18 shes out of my house! Thats what you have to tell the dumb ones, you have to be able to analyse their earning potential from early on.... if its low than you know their gonna try to mouch as long as they possibly can! Anyway...
There were two things that really pissed me off during the show. First off...Lauren...she may be very smart and all....snaps for LC but GOTDAMN...her directions were simple! NOBODY SITS HERE....THIS IS THE VIP SECTION.... Shit what did Blain have to do???? Get Jason to come and tell her... or get Jessica to come and say it to her after bitch slapping her I mean damn... The instructions were very simple and if her ass was smart she would die before she lets someone besides her own ass touch those fuckin seats.... I mean she was the one that was put on VIP duty...standing there in heels garding an area where NO VIPS CAME TO SIT AT !!!! Can we say grunt work, shit. If my boss asked me to stand in front of some chairs for the duration of a party in heels to be a big bitch and tell other people, not just other people but celebraties and people you really dont wanna piss off that they cant sit there because some VIP 's might...MIGHT wanna sit here I would know straight off the back that that was a test to see if I could follow directions. But no, Lauren not only lets her dumb ass, obviously nonchalant about all things outside of partying , friend Heidi sit and canoodle/fight with her ghetto ( and yes RICH WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE GHETTO) boyfriend and friend but she sits down to join them. I distincly remember Lisa Love saying that if she saw either her or Whitney sitting down at anytime they would be gone. LC better kiss Teen Vogue good bye! Thats what I mean about the lack of reality... we know shes not gonna get fired... Teen Vogue is too smart to let her go. Think of all the publicity they are getting by letting her fuck things up week after week. Trust me.. I know shes fucking shit up. I was an intern for four summers... Fucking shit up...its what we do as interns... that and waste copy paper! Anyway, she knew exaclty how important her first assignment was and what does she do? Sneak her ghetto ass friends into a party, sit down with them when she was specifically told not to, and then when shes approached by Blain and Lisa Love, she trys to play it cool like Lisa Love gives a damn who Brian is. Audacity! Sorry to say, and I know it might sound like Im a hater but shit... I'll sign up for that 12 step program and announce loudly

My names Cassandra and Im hating!!

I wish I would be given the opportunity to be an intern at Teen Vogue... I would be asking Lisa Love if her shoes needed another spitt shining since she walked down the red carpet. Now Im a fan of Laguna Beach obviously, and I did find it interesting. Its a peak into the lifestyle of the overpriveledged young adults of Laguna Beach. It was interesting to watch them and their daily concerns and trials and tribulations (Tribulations...hahaha Like that languge dont you... you thought I was talking about College Hill) Im not ashamed to say that I spent last Monday alternating between the Laguna Beach and the College Hill Marathon.

A large waste of 20 minutes....The Hills...which is also fucked up....what show runs 20 minutes...who the hell do they think they are. If Im gonna watch I want my whole 26 minutes of programming.

Now I know a lot of the show is slanted to what MTV woud like to show. Heidi may not be as dumb as she seems, and maybe they told her and her group of all to familar friends ( Did they go to Richmond for any period of time??' Im not surprised at all and I dont really see a plot in this story unless your some halfwitt wanna be who aspires to BE one of the members of Laguna Beach or The Hills. In that case you should be on another of MTV's shows "Why Cant I be You" that way the next morning when you realize the new low youve sunk to by admitting aloud and on public television that you wish you could BE someone else you could have it on tape and have it serve as a permanent reminder of how low youve been.