Ms. Candy if ya nasty!!

So,Im about as black as they come, no really. I feel like when it comes to being black and understanding and appreciating what blackness is Im there. Some may disagree but whatever. I love my black shows, love things made by black people and make allowances for my black people under the gyse of blackness.

My work boo calls me Ms. Candy or his little ebony goddess, or his little chocolate drop. I have to say... I relish in it, give him extra hugs, and smile when he writes
"Ms. C -659178" on the rotation list for commission. Ive grown to love this skin and would'nt trade it for the world, but dammit when The Hills is on, I just can't help myself. Now, I know its not all about blackness and whiteness or race, but then again it is. I've been a fan of shows with an all white cast before. Friends, Frasier, Grey's Anatomy... done it, but when it comes to people my age, Gossip girls aint cuttin it. I have tried on at least three seperate occaisons to watch the show and by the time the girl that cheated with the dude in the limo leaves confession, Ive left the CW website and logged onto the YBF. Just can't do it.

Somehow Hills held my attention, and I say that with a little laugh to myself because anyone that tries to deny the captivation of the hills is just crazy.

OK.

So, season four.

As per usual, Spencer is showing his wack ass off jump. Who the hell does he think he is throwing a bitch fit over Heidi's sister coming to visit??? I understand that he could have been given a warning and all but damn... if you intend to get this girls hannd in marriage, why go and piss of the whole family. Lets think smart Spencer!

Snaps for Lauren and Dougie, although they've already given away the fact that he too will loose his damn mind. I sometime feel bad for Lauren because it seems like her friends all bring drama to her for no good reason. Her living situation with Lo and Audrina is comedy and Im glad they got to talk it out. Lo is officially nutso and I'm glad Audrina finally said some shit about it. They need to just end that sitch and move on.

I won't go over the whole show, because I know everyone says the same things about Heidi and Spencer,and Lo and Audrinna and Lauren and Stephanie(DONT TRUST HER). I will however say that the one thing that the show needs is a black person. Not a shell wearing, flip flop wearing, behind long track wearing indiscriminently black chick... I mean a black girl... maybe even a hood chick. When a mutual friend of ours suffered from some discomfort imposed by her man, both Erica and I agreed that she needed some black people in her life to tell her like it is(index finger waving and snake head to boot) and not let her allow some dumb boy to continue leading her astray. Heidi needs the same thing, plus if there was a black person somewhere in sight, I wouldnt have to shake my head at the end to get the excessive use of the word "like" and the sing song voice out of my mind before I talk to my Mom.