Cleavage

Today I learned some disturbing information. Today I was assaulted with information that I was better off not knowing. Today I learned of Ass cleavage.

As far as I knew any siteing of a persons ass crack was 100%, completely, totally, accidental. According to the New York Observer the only persons with true accidental ass cleavage were plumbers, and old men who have abandoned belts for whatever reason. Apparently, this expose is not only purposeful but considered attractive. Women are very much familiar with the field of cleavage, considering the various forms that we use and abuse for good and evil. There is the up and coming Toe cleavage, and every mans favorite, boob cleavage. With the invention of low rise pants more and more women have been subject to ass cleavage, as many of us know it comes with the territory of hip hugging jeans. Though viewing each others ass cracks is disturbing, the tasteful women simply looks the other way and rubs her eyes to ensure that her retinas are still intact, rather than shout out in disgust. Tact is needed, for we would hate to have someone say to us in public, " Hey ______ your ass crack is hanging out of your pants."

More disturbing though is the idea that not only are women bearing all but men are too. I'm not sure about anyone else but a mans ass is not attractive, big or small, it matters not ( though small is preferred as a mans ass should not be bigger than his women's). Particularly disturbing for me is the information I learned about my boss from this article. Brace yourself...

Johnny Rocco, 31, owner of an eponymous boutique in Boerum Hill, often wears Seven
jeans for women, which better complement his body type. "The jeans for boys are
made for straight bodies. I have curves! I'm not a skateboarder boy! I come
in, and I come back out." On this particular Sunday, X-ray vision would have
shown that underneath his low-rise cut-offs, he was just wearing a take a big
step back...a "microfiber" jock strap. It's "breathable for summer," he
explained. "Nothing is worse than having tight elastic around your skin." Men,
do you love yourlowrise jeans but don't want to spend all day at work in your
jock strap? Are you too prudish to go commando? Try 2(x)ist No Show briefs:
low-cut for low-riding jeans or pants! One hundred percent cotton! Plus,
they're guaranteed to make your dick look 12 times its normal size.) Back to
Johnny Rocco: Why flash crack? "It's naughty. I was being naughty! It's more
like flirting with your body instead of words. It's the truth! "

At that point I wished that I had not read the article. His excitement at being quoted in the NY Observer is what prompted me to read. He asked that I pick up 2 or 3 copies before our meeting last night, as I waitedpublicistspublicist to arrive I read and after spending two hours with
Johnny and his partner I have from then on been unable to look him in the face.

The article poses a very good question...

What next? Will men become late adopters of every female fashion trend of the
last decade? Will great herds of dudes stampede over to Bliss and the Red
Door for Brazilians? Will Western civilization relinquish its standards
altogether about what actually constitutes clothing? Will men amble about in
Xtina-like chaps? Will the banana hammock become acceptable not just at the beach, but at the office?

I say, Metro is one thing, gay is another. Both are ok, but my man better not ever ask to borrow my low rise thong so he can were his low rise Sevens!!!!

Anybody feel me?